Random Thoughts From a Disorganized Douche Bag

Italians are bizarre

November 27, 2008 · 1 Comment

Or maybe it’s just that they’re smart businesspeople who recognize that it’s the rest of the world is bizarre and why not make a buck off it?

Nothing says classy like some dick underwear, like this pair being sold in Rome.

Nothing says classy like some dick underwear, such as this pair being sold in Rome.

Regardless, I developed a total fascination with these gross boxer shorts being sold all over Italy (or at least the places I went).

I’m honestly not sure about the intent here.

  • Is it to provide advance warning in order to minimize the shock and disappointment? (As in, “Oh. Okay. Yeah. I suppose I should have gotten the hint…”)
  • Or is it to make a good first impression and impart a happy rush of relief? (As in, “Oh thank God! You had me worried for a second there!”)
For the sophisticate, they also come in black and white.

For the sophisticate, they also come in black and white.

  • Or is it simply a way of communicating, “I’m a big art lover, just like you.”

The world may never know.

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1 response so far ↓

  • Maxxy // January 2, 2009 at 8:06 am

    You know I never saw any of those the whole time I was there. ( may have had something to do with the fact I was very ill and only left the house twice……maybe I should be thankful for that ?? )….

    But Italians are bizarre at the best of times. Who else would give you a syringe of your prescribed medecine and leave you to find someone who looks suitable to stick it up you ?? Oh yes….the Italians…..

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