Random Thoughts From a Disorganized Douche Bag

Regret confirmed

August 26, 2008 · 2 Comments

I know when I’m licked. I so don’t know what to do with this blog.

So, I guess I’ll just do what it says, and post random thoughts when they come to me. Which is quite often, actually.

Today’s is: Why does no one on “the continent” in Europe wear deodorant? I know they sell it. I see it in the stores. Is there some kind of confusion about where to apply it? (Armpits, people! Armpits!!!)
Do they possess some kind of super bacteria that is too strong for it? If that is the case, then scientists of the world, I implore you…please get to work on this issue. Just tell me where to make my donation…

In other random thoughts, what the hell are these things I found in a Portuguese grocery store? Thanks!

What bird laid these? And what do you do with them?

What bird laid these? And what do you do with them?

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2 responses so far ↓

  • Maxxy // September 1, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    You know I really was just about to leave you a message on your other site that you should update this blog more often, as I’m sure on your travels you must come across hundreds of Douche Bags. You must have read my mind……actually no, you’d have mailed with disgust if you had LOL……

    It does seem that people on ” the continent ” ( and even here ) seem to fail to understand the importance of not imposing your bodily odours on other people. I’m kind of waiting for the wonderful scientists and genetic type people to find a way of making your sweat glands secrete perfume. You know, you’d have the ads for Gucci, or Versace or a Wallmart special offer, and you’d have an operation, and from then on you’d smell of your chosen perfumery. Hell, I should patent that idea…….ROFL….

    Oh – and aren’t those things Quail eggs ??

  • Maxxy // September 4, 2008 at 1:41 am

    I was fairly certain I’d left a comment to this already…maybe I wasn’t logged in and it’s not been approved. I’ll wait to see…..

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