Random Thoughts From a Disorganized Douche Bag

Icelandic douchebags?

August 6, 2008 · 2 Comments

Well, I’m off to Iceland tonight…and in the interest of fodder for this blog, I’ll see what I can discern. Iceland has managed some word of mouth marketing that should have the douchebags arriving in droves: the world’s most gorgeous women.

I have been told this at least five or six times – and never as the answer to a question or inquiry – so perhaps it’s true? On the other hand, for a small island nation with cajones enough to brag that they’ve got the most attractive women on earth, they may want to come up with a better spokesmodel than Bjork? No offense, she’s talented and banned in China and cute in an elfin way…but unless this is Middle Earth, that’s not exactly the look that comes to mind when I hear the word ’supermodel.’

Bjork

Bjork

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  • Maxxy // August 8, 2008 at 6:09 am

    As a small nation I guess they have to do what they can to keep their ” gorgeous ” women to themselves, hence using bjork as promotional material. Misinformation and all that….ROFL….

  • wideawakeinwonderland // August 8, 2008 at 6:34 am

    Maxxy, you are one smart cookie. 1. They are the peoples that named it ´Iceland´ to keep everyone away, and the true junkyard was called ´Greenland´to pull them in. 2. They are some beautiful girls!

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