“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you can watch it later while masturbating.” – Lewis Black
Is this why vampires don’t blog?
Hats off to JoJo (THE JoJo!? Teenybop singing sensation and cast of yet another mermaid movie a year or two ago!? Wow.).
I would defintely say yours is a compelling argument. As we all know, there’s nothing like a scintillating video of our own desperate masturbation to REALLY heat things up in the bedroom…that we live in alone. Thank god for camera phones!
On the other hand, after 900 years of the same old thing, could it be that vampires no longer masturbate?
4 responses so far ↓
Loversknot // August 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm
No, that is preposterous. I’ve been masturbating for… oh… going on my 901st year now, and I tell ya, it feels like the first time every time I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong. (As for the bomp, I have no clue who put that there.)
Maybe it’s the alzheimers.
Maxxy // August 5, 2008 at 12:32 am
No no no….surely its much simpler than that. It’s the same reason that your 90 year old granny doesn’t blog. She’s old right ?? Stuck in her ways, and not really open to the new fangled technology. I mean, if most 80 to 90 year olds can’t get the hang of it, what chance does someone of 900 years ??
jojo // August 5, 2008 at 7:50 am
Hmmm…Loversknot, think I would prefer not to shake your hand.
wideawakeinwonderland // August 6, 2008 at 11:19 am
Maybe it’s as simple as the fact that it’s damn hard to get a consistent wifi connection in the secret vampire lair? That, and the whole constant darkness/’stay out of the sunlight’ thing makes the monitor seem crazy bright?